DaBears Softball Club

Is this the worst it has ever been for DaBears?

July 14, 2009

Yes. We are just not that good. DaBears Nation went 0 for 3 last night despite putting up a little fight in the COMP game. Overall though, DaBears effort can easily be categorized as strugggellingga.
Here is what went down:
6:30 DaBears REC lose to the Boozers – DaBears should be ashamed of themselves or losing this one. In years past, DaBears would have “pummeled the dog crap out of this craphole of a team” as Peters said after the game… But not last night. Bad hitting and bad outfielderring doomed DaBears from the start as this game was ugly.
7:30 DaBears COMP lose to the Dirtbags – The bats woke up a little this game, and DaBears actually played somewhat inspired softball. Still not good enough though as DaBears lost to another inferior team that we had beaten 48 straight times going into this week’s match up.
9:30 – Ditka 6, Misfits 16 – This one was apparently pretty ugly as well. The only reportings that we received was from Jeffrey – and it stated – “we suck, lost 6-16″.
Nick has already sent word to team leaders that “it is obvious Ditka can not win without me”.
Give us your thoughts on the following subjects:
1. How much we suck now.
2. Josh’s lineup skills
3. Teddy cracks the top 15 of DaBears top 55 of all time… What does James think now?
4. Thoughts on Fall rosters?
5. All Star game thoughts?
6. Tony and Jessica? How could this happen?

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DaBears Game Day Notes 7-13-09

July 12, 2009

DaBears REC plays vs. the Boozers at 6:30 followed by DaBears COMP at 7:30 vs. the Dirtbags and Ditka playing the Misfits at 9:30. Not much to say about these 3 games other than the bar is very low for DaBears after last week. Ditka on the other hand looks to “continue their domination through the end of the season by destroying the rediculous Misfits”, as Jake stated over the weekend.
Also – #15 on DaBears Top 55 list is the Great Softball Jesus himself – Scott Austin.
Use the comment section to discuss how many runs DaBears might score tonight, lineups for the 3 games, Softball Jesus, and keep the Fall Season Ideas coming.

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Friday = F-Off

July 10, 2009

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Out of Leftfield

July 8, 2009

Tunnel of Love

When you look to the past at all of the ridiculous things that great men have done in the name of love (to get in someone’s pants) it is quite remarkable. There have been empires built and empires lost. Crowns given up and heads rolled. Statues sculpted and castles erected. Books written and wills changed. I would keep going on this topic but I am about to watch “P.S. I Love You” with my wife.

On a related note, when I am asked,”What came first the chicken or the egg?” I always say,”In my experience it is the cock that always come first.”

Are midgets offended by the new Jack in the Box commercials? And this question?

If illegal aliens cost the taxpayers so much, why don’t we give them a fake passport and a one-way airline ticket to Europe instead of deporting them.

Was Steve McNair good “in” the shotgun?

I say Dmitri Mendeleev was an asshole.

If Jesus came back in a Member’s Only jacket would you still believe in him?

Chickens, turkeys and ducks would do well to find out who is the lobbyist for the pigeon.

The only reason a jock strap doesn’t cover your ass is to get gay guys interested in sports so they won’t be gay anymore.

Things have gone really wrong when you would take a bullet over the chance of another blowjob.

If picking your nose is so wrong why do our fingers fit so perfectly.

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DaBears Wednesday Notes

July 8, 2009

Many whacky bits and changes are in store for DaBears Nation over the next few months…
1. Labor Day Rosters will be different this year and might even be openned up to another team or teams.
2. DaBears Fall REC Rosters are all about to change. The most likely option for how the Fall Rosters are determined will be some sort of nemesis confrentation/bet. So – over the next few days, we need ideas of who you would like to see as the two team captains or who you would like to challenge to a draft and managing duel. Whoever it is will have complete control over who you draft and where they all play and bat each Monday throughout the Fall season.
3. DaBears COMP Rosters could also see some changes…

Other notes:
1. Stats are updated
2. We really suck
3. Dena is funny
4. Check out Wagnon’s Thursday column and Dave’s Friday F-Offs this week.
5. If anyone wants to do a weekend column – let me know and I will post it for you.
6. Worm is the 19th player man in the top 55 countdown. Take a look at some of the things that have made him one of the coolest guys to have on the team.

Use the comment section to give us your thoughts on stats, the top 55, on how much DaBears suck now, on Fall & Labor Day Rosters, or whatever the hell else you would like to discuss.

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DaBears fight hard but lose two heart-breakers.

July 6, 2009

DaBears played about as good as they can possibly play but proved that they can not win without Neven, Colby, Scott, Teddy and James. There are so many highlights to discuss, that I’m not even going to go into them right now but I do have to commend the Regal Eagles for squeaking out a victory against the mighty Comp team of DaBears to inch closer to evenning out the series which now stands at 10 wins for DaBears and 8 for the Eagles.
Ditka played at 9:30. And we just hope that things went better or them. Please add your reportings in the comment section to let us know how Ditka did and any of the highlights that I failed to mention.

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DaBears 4th of July weekend update

July 3, 2009

1. Monday’s 6:30 game will feature DaBears REC vs. the Connect Church
2. The 7:30 COMP game will be the latest in the ever growing rivalry with the much hated Regal Eagles. Look for things to get ugly in this game as DaBears recently took the series lead in this long time rivalry – 7 games to 6.
3. The mighty Hurricane Ditka comes off its bye week to face the Underdogs. One team leader that chose to go under the name of “Crimedog” tells this reporter that “the team now has it all figured out after the week off” and “we expect to run the table”. Luckily for Ditka – The Underdogs are the crappiest suckholes in the league, so look for them to “pound the holy hell out of them” as Howie says.
Other notes and sports:
4. Clint hates Scott – check out the stats
5. Jason Kidd? Do the Mavs really want him back and pay him like he is the same player he was when he was 32?
6. Clint is #21 on DaBears all time greats list – congratulations!
7. How about the Rangers? And where the hell is Scooter these days? Come on man!
8. Clint’s year to date average is 525, Scott’s is 523 and James’ is 638. For the summer – Clint is 500, Scott is 556, and James is 462. Maybe people shouldn’t bet?
9. How does Bernie Kosar go broke?
10. Neven has quit the team and is going to Minnesota.
11. Tom Hicks? What’s up with this crap?

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Out of Leftfield by your old Leftfielder

July 2, 2009

Let me start by saying congratulations to Big Matt for being ranked as the 22nd greatest non-gay Bear of all time. He and all of the guys that started playing with us over the last few years continue a great Arlington softball tradition since 1991. We are the only team I know of that would rather have someone that is funny 2/3 of the time than a guy that gets a hit 2/3 of the time. And what is our formula for success? I’m glad I asked. Our formula=Pay Kristin, beer before games, show up on time in a uniform, keep stats, laugh at ourselves, beer between games, don’t really care about winning(unless it is close or we hate you), look at T&A walking up the sidewalk, beer after games, orgasm(at home), check out website all week. So I say thanks to Dave, Jimmy and Jeffe for starting this ragtag squad up so that we have something meaningful in our lives. At least 1/7th of it anyway.

On a related note do PETA parents allow their children to have stuffed animals?

When fish poop is it clear?

What did people do with all their shit before cardboard boxes?

I say no thanks to coffins.

If someone invented a car with a sidecar I’d have to get one.

What prick decided a unicycle isn’t as good as a bicycle but is better than a tricycle.

If you like dried fruit you probably would like old ladies pussy.

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Here is your Wednesday update a few hours early…

June 30, 2009

DaBears broke all slow pitch d league softball web site hit records in June with just short of 9000 hits. Can we get 10,000 in July?
#23 on DaBears All Time Greatest Player Man in the history of softball is the great Mark Simmons. Mark is one of the greatest outfielders we have ever had play, and always put up good #’s despite only playing in tournaments and in competitive leagues. Mark is also a really nice guy and he might actually speak less than Clint.
DaBears Season and Year to Date Stats are updated. Take a quick look and you will easily see why we seem to lose a lot.
Since we are half way through the year – we will be announcing DaBears All Star team on Thursday.
I have also added a new stat page if anyone wants to check out the stats from when we were good – all 90’s all the time… just like Neven’s radio.
As you know, DaBears COMP team won last week and DaBears REC team lost to the cowardly Decra Steel despite Colby using his illegally shaved bat again! But did you know that Big Matt saw more bodily fluids than normal throughout the evening?
DaBears get back to normal next week with 3 games – DaBears REC at 6:30, DaBears COMP at 7:30 and Ditka plays after an hour of drinking at 9:30… all on the Green Field.

Give us your All Star thoughts as we have reached the half way point in the year, on the revote that we are going to do for team of the decade for the 1990’s and you can go ahead and give us your thoughts on the team of this decade that will be voted on in just a few months…

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No Ditka, No Dave, No Jimmy, No problem?

June 29, 2009

That was true for the most part as DaBears COMP team proved that no founding fathers are needed to dominate all opponents. DaBears REC on the other hand… (Was losing last I heard so please fill us in on the ending).
Give us the highlights in the comment section.

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