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Let the grading begin…

May 21, 2008

Do we dare continue the grading?

This next group may be on their way to becoming Beal Bears someday:

  • Nick Heizer – D- – not worthy of the LVB, but batting 491 and striking out 3 times while leading off for Ditka… come on dude
  • Chris Coffee – A – Solid season by Coffee
  • Jake Rankin –C+ – 6 errors is not bad at all playing 3rd base… but batting 500 is not good either
  • Clint Lee – A+ – great average, great defense and key hits make him a good-strong
  • Big Matt – B+ – keeps climbing the Bears charts with his greatness on the web site… and plays good softball sometimes too.
  • Howie Vicars – B+ – tells such beautiful stories and tries real hard
  • Eli Jordan – A – Doesn’t seem to like Scooter or Nick, but knocks the crap out of the ball

 

 

 

Not 500 club members, but Real Bears nontheless:

  • James Drake – A+ – one of the best Drake seasons ever
  • Alan Smith – B – average dropped, but he walked 7 times and plays the good defense. Also, Alan is probably older than everyone else’s fathers on all of our rosters
  • Tim Wallis – A+ – shouldn’t have quit the team… great season though in less ab’s than he should get from now on.
  • Scott Austin – A+ – MVB contender in most seasons with these #’s. RBI leader, and among leaders in runs and average
  • Colby Horton – B – rebounded from striking out in his first 2 abs of the season and had a very nice Colby-season
  • Danny Bullard – A+ – good pitcher man and made stuff happen at the plate. His best season ever with DaBears.
  • David Peters – C – luckily for him, there were some really shitty seasons, otherwise his 429 would have gotten a lot more Spradlin and LVB hype
  • Mark Simmons – incomplete – only played against us in 1 game, but he is always welcome to come back and play with DaBears
  • Tim Carlisle – incomplete – See Mark Simmons comment
We now turn to the spares of the Franchise:

 

  • John Maher – Incomplete – batted 500 in 6 abs and decided to quit while he was ahead
  • Tim Perez – F – we expect a lot more out of Tim… should we though?
  • Razz – A+ – opposite of Slim… one of the best starts to a Bears career
  • Bryan Brown – B – only Bear to get hurt during warm-ups… that we know of
  • Scooter – C – would have led the free world in errors if he had played a full season
  • Slim Paul Checkeye – D – one of the worst starts to a Bears career ever… owes thanks to Bobby who went 1 for 9 before he was not told the date/time of any future games

         

        We start with the Rocks of the Franchise:

        • Wagnon – B – Great numbers for most people, but sub-par for the greatest hitter in our team’s history
        • Jeffrey – B+ – Came back from a horrible start to finish right below his lifetime average
        • Jimmy – A+ – Best season of his career
        • Matt – Incomplete… need to have more at bats than freakin Razz or Scooter to register a grade
        • Teddy – Incomplete – read the Devil’s comments on Teddy’s Bio Page… that tells the whole story.
        • Neven – D- – Struggglllinnggg…
        • Worm – Incomplete also, but his Bears/Cubs shenanigans were Pure Worm Greatness
        • Bo – B – Still hit respectable, but like Wagnon – hit well below his average. Still played great D.
        • Kaby – B – 460 average is just about what we’ve come to expect. He makes the most of his 46% though!
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        And the MVB is…

        May 21, 2008

        Me. Look at the #’s and if you still don’t like it… suck it. Make sure you check out your individual grades starting tomorrow.