Archive for November, 2009

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DaBears End of Year Notes

November 28, 2009

 As we prepare to wrap up 2009, we need to start discussing what will be a long series of season and yearly wrap up shows. The last of which might even be televised by DaBears Broadcasting Network sometime in December… Stay tuned for that. In the mean time, let’s look at what at what we have coming up:

  • DaBears COMP team plays for the Championship against the hated FRBC Blue at 7:30 on the Green Field… The lineup for this game is posted out to the right. All hands on deck for this one though so we can pinch run and hit if needed.
  • DaBears REC plays for nothing against the Misfits at 8:30 on the Yellow Field
  • Hurricane Ditka has an outside shot at capturing second place in the REC league at 9:30 on the Yellow Field
  • MVB Award Contenders for the Fall Season include:
    • Jeffrey – 694 average, 22 Runs, 22 RBI, 691 On Base Percentage and good defense
    • Jimmy – 704 average, 30 Runs, 20 RBI, 717 On Base Percentage and good shortstopping
    • Wallis – 750 average, 24 Runs, 25 RBI, 721 On Base Percentage and good outfieldering
    • Bo – 727 average, 16 Runs, 15 RBI, 722 On Base Percentage, but missed game due to baby shower
  • LVB Award Contenders for the Fall Season include:
    • Poochie – 486 average, 10 runs, 13 RBI, 486 On Base Percentage
    • Nick – 442 average, 9 runs, 5 RBI, 486 On Base Percentage
    • Josh – 435 average, 6 runs, 8 RBI, 423 On Base Percentage
    • Checkeye – 429 average, 5 runs, 7 RBI, 409 On Base Percentage
    • Big Matt – 440 average, 6 runs, 3 RBI, 517 On Base Percentage, and good walking all on a bum ankle
    • Howie – 440 average, 3 runs, 9 RBI, 440 On Base Percentage
  • MVB Award Contenders for the Year include:
    • James – 626 average, 43 runs, 60 RBI, 611 On Base and good pitching
    • Jimmy – 640 average, 99 runs, 61 RBI, 681 On Base and good defense
    • Wagnon – 662 average, 77 runs, 121 RBI, 631 On Base and all with old man back
    • Wallis – 684 average, 54 runs, 62 RBI, 664 On Base and great outfieldering
  • LVB Award Contenders for the Year include:
    • Nick – 470 average, 36 runs, 30 RBI, 493 On Base, 5 Strikeouts and 18 OF Errors
    • Josh – 481 average, 32 runs, 39 RBI, 482 On Base, 6 Strikeouts, and 13 Errors
    • Scooter – 494 average, 29 runs, 21 RBI, 527 On Base and 26 Errors

 Give us your thoughts on the end of the year awards, all decade team, and whatever the hell else you would like to discuss…. DaBears Internet staff will be gone for most of the week, so awards and content will be postponed for a few days.

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Its not about butthole pleasures

November 24, 2009

Which of these events seem most unlikely to have happened in DaBears 5 games in one night?

  • Matt Smith hits a Home Run
  • Alan Smith breaks the record for oldest Bear to take the field
  • DaBears take 3 out of 5 games
  • We only had 1 strikeout in 5 games and it wasn’t Nick or Colby
  • Hurricane Ditka needed to go a full 7 innings to squeak by the worst team in the league 6-5
  • Said worst team in the league had a girl playing second base
  • Matt Smith tied the record with 3 Put Outs in one inning at first base
  • Alan Smith tied the record the very next inning with Put Outs at second base
  • Colby Horton had to break a record by recording the final out in all 3 innings played in the 8:30 game
  • Matt Smith had to break a record as well as he was forced out at 3rd base on each of Colby’s ground outs
  • DaBears had announcers and cameras out at the fields and actually did play by play/PA work in the first game
  • Crimedog is good at broadcasting and very funny

They all happened… I guess I should have asked which one was more of a shocker?
Peters and Neven were also a bug part of DaBears Action News Team and were very funny. I don’t remember the scores, it might be a while before all the stats are totaled up and the video is downloaded… So in the meantime, use the comment section to add whatever highlights you would like or do rant about football.

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4 hours, 5 games scheduled for DaBears this week

November 20, 2009

Another first for DaBears Nation this week as we play 5 games in one night. Here are some notes as we get ready to wind down the season:
*DaBears COMP team plays at 6:30 on Green vs. Tate Springs II. This game is huge in may ways, so be sure to tune in. If DaBears win – they play FRBC in the Championship game on 11-30.
*The craziness starts immediately after the COMP game as we have 2 games going on at the same time.
*Ditka plays Dirtbags on the Yellow Field vs at 7:30
*DaBears take on Boozers on the Red Field at 7:30
*DaBears then take on Mountain Movers Church on the Red Field at 8:30
*And finally, Ditka takes on the Crusaders on the Yellow Field at 9:30
*Check out the rosters/lineups to see when you are needed on Monday night
*Continue to cast your votes for DaBears All Decade Team
Go ahead and give us your thoughts on this weeks games, DaBears All Decade Team, end of Fall Season awards, year end awards, NFL talk, or any other crap.

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2 weeks left in the second best decade in the history of DaBears Softball…

November 19, 2009

2 weeks left, including a very rare 5 game evening of DaBears Softball this upcoming Monday Night. As we wrap up the season, year, and decade it is time to start looking back on what the F happened. Take a look at all the updated stats and start submitting your votes for the various awards that we will have to knock out in December. Today, we will start with the hot corners for DaBears this past decade.

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That Poochie is one rad dude

November 17, 2009

On a night when DaBears put together their most complete victories of the season, all I can remember is the whacky crap that happened. Let’s go in reverse order:
*9:30 – Ditka falls from the ranks of the unbeaten. No Bo or Big Matt, plus many errors, a strikeout and a DP = first loss of the season 11-14.
*7:30 – DaBears win 16-3. This game was over before DaBears finished batting in the first inning, as the team began switching positions immediately but the highlights were still to come well after DaBears jumped out to a double digit lead… Colby, Worm, Neven, Old Matt, and Softball Jesus were all missing from this game so DaBears called in the ol veteran Alan Smith and he was involved in one of the biggest plays of the game. Here are the highlights:
1. The Shortstop for the Crusaders took his glove off and threw it at Peters’ grounder keeping Jake at second base. The lousy umpires though intervened and turned this awesome play by the SS into a Bears triple and RBI for Peters because of some stinkin “rule”. This caused all 20 players on the field to protest in favor of the SS and I think that is the first time that’s ever happened.
2. Alan hit a pop up between home and first with the bases loaded and one out that turned into a cool play after the first baseman dove for it, knocking it to the pitcher who ran home and tagged out Jake at the plate for the very rare 3-1 put out at home.
3. Wagnon could hardly walk by the end of the game, James hit a single to the fence, Wagnon struck out, and 4 people pitched.
4. The biggest highlight came in the top of the first when Poochie came up to the plate for the second time in the inning after recording the second out 10 batters earlier. The rest is history.
*6:30 – DaBears 14, Tate Springs 6. Great hitting, great fielding, great pitching and no stupid baserunning = the best game DaBears have played in a long time.

This changed my life… for real.

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Who do we hate now?

November 13, 2009

Now that we have made friends out of our enemy yet again, let’s look forward to who we can potentially piss off this week:


*6:30 DaBears Comp team plays Tate Springs Church, led by Bear-traitors Mark Simmons and Tim Carlisle on Green. This game could get ugly.
*7:30 DaBears Rec plays ERCC Crusaders on Yellow
*9:30 The Undefeated, First Place – yeah, I’ll say it – the greatest team ever put together for D Rec softball, Hurricane Ditka plays the poor Misfits. Ditka won 20-0 last week. Look for them to take care of business again this week as Jake predicts “30-2″.

Feel free to add your own predictions or any other thoughts into the comment section. Also – I have decade and lifetime stats updated on the stats page. And check out the rosters for this weeks games to see when you are needed.

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This day in DaBears great history…

November 11, 2009

It is so fitting that Matt mentioned that F-Face game from so many years ago at Softball World… Because today is the 14th anniversary of one of the greatest, most memorable moments in the history of DaBears Softball. There was no interets back then, so the best I can do on this Danny White Day is to show some old pics, box scores and ask how many of you were already tucked into bed when Tim Baggett’s F-Face nephew eliminated the young Bears from the tournament in his F-Face way. Enjoy.

Win 18-1 – Game 3 at  Softball World                      
11/11/1995 Avg AB R H RBI 2B 3B HR BB K PO A E SAC pos
Jimmy 1000 2 1 2 2 0 0 0 1 0 2 1 0 0 ss
Jeffrey 333 3 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 lc
Dave 667 3 2 2 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 c
Jeffe 1000 3 2 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3b
Neven 667 3 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 rc
Wagnon 1000 3 2 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 lf
Dick A 667 3 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 2b
Keston 333 3 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 rf
Matt 1000 3 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1b
Alan 500 2 2 1 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 dh
Mr. Reilly 1000 3 1 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 0
  742 31 18 23 20 6 0 1 2 0 12 3 0 0  
Maybe our most complete ass kicking ever                  
                               
Lose 4-16 – Game 4 at  Softball World                    
11/11/1995 Avg AB R H RBI 2B 3B HR BB K PO A E SAC pos
Jimmy 250 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 0 0 ss
Jeffrey 250 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 lc
Dave 667 3 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 c
Jeffe 667 3 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 3b
Neven 000 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 rc
Wagnon 667 3 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 lf
Dick A 667 3 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 dh
Keston 333 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 rf
Matt 333 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1b
Alan 500 2 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 2 2 1 0 2b
Mr. Reilly 667 3 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
  441 34 4 15 4 2 0 0 1 0 18 9 3 0  
The F Face Game                            
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REMATCH of the century?

November 10, 2009

Anyone looking for fireworks last night would have been disappointed unless you were just north of the fields after the game… Where we actually saw fireworks in th distance – probably to celebrate DaBears win over the A Team from SACOC, 10-8. Great defense and baserunning by everyone who’s last name isn’t Drake helped DaBears along with a few timely hits. This victory runs DaBears record to 4-1 on the season.
DaBears REC on the other hand… Uninspired softball as they lose to the Cowardly Decra Steel 16-5. This game was over quickly as they used illegal bats and bad defense by DaBears in the first inning to jump out to a 12-0 lead. DaBears REC falls to 1-3 on the season.
Hurricane Ditka on the other hand, made short work of poor ERCC Crusaders as they jumped out to a 20-0 lead and won 20-3 after 3 1/2 innings.
Stats will be updated whenever I get the Ditka scoresheet. Go ahead and give us more highlights and please let us know if Angry Eli killed anyone.

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Rematch

November 9, 2009

This game reminds me of Flash Bulb night except with more than 1 A-Hole. Give us your thoughts on DaBears Alcoholic Nation, our game vs. The A Team tonight, Johnny Dangerously or anything else you wish to discuss.

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Do you know why DaBears all play softball instead of football?

November 7, 2009

Because we suck. Luckily Football is a talkin sport.
Go.